10 Christmas Puns You Need Now! Enjoy! blogmas, day 22

Christmas puns for the 22nd day of blogmas!? Humor may be needed as Christmas inches closer. Lots of people may be feeling joyous with so Christmas near while others are annoyed during travel complications and frustrated searching for available parking spaces… anywhere. Hopefully, these puns will increase your joy or momentarily ease your pain. Even if it’s thru an eye roll. You’re welcome!

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him

What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece!

What’s ice?
Skid Stuff!

What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle

Thanks to https://www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/christmas-puns. Check them out for more!!! Merry Christmas!

 

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    Crystal Stewart

    Love these puns. I really like the one about a cold.

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      Julia Flynn

      I laughed at a few of them!

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